Down With The Sickness

Man, I hate this time of year for one major reason (And it is one of the few things I hate), colds! Although my own cold has worn out now, so it seems, I cannot stand the feeling I get from them. I get so down and physically worn out through a minor case of blocked sinus', it's so shit. I wish there was some sort of cure for it, but alas, it is an evil virus that keeps changing. Also, if you think you are developing a cold, or already have one, I feel sorry for you.

Tuesday was an alright day, I can't remember much of it to be honest, but is was pretty boring as I remember. Graphics was alright, kinda good, I finished the drawings I was on and had a laugh with Clivey and Pollo, Computing was slow, yet another lecture from Purdue, Jesus, just once I would like to do some pratical work. Although, Purdue is a real bastard, he wanted to give an example of how to work the Scholar School-program thing, so he logged in as me, failed a test to show that it would be recorded then logged off. I have a fucking fail next to my name when I did shit! (I didn't even answer any questions... :\) It's so unfair, man... :( History is getting better, more Cold War ranting from Mr Roberts, although it was the period that I developed my cold, fucking Commies! Although, I should be kinda happy, if they had fought a Warm War I probably would have ended up with a fever, knowing my luck. English was kinda boring, we just went over chapter one of the Cone Gatherers, Duror is a great character in my opinion, not only is he a ticking-time bomb of insanity, he is a cold bastard that hates most things. Pretty cool in my opinion for a character your supposed to be sympathetic towards, it is a major contrast. Art was fun, Shiona supplied the laughs, Jenna supplied the conversation (Not to say Shiona and I never talked except when joking) and Mrs Brown supplied the boredom. I am drawing the inside circuit of a telephone at the moment, it is... Interesting... Nah, completely bland and uninteresting, except when I broke the reciever holding part and struggled for five minutes to fix it again. And I did fix it! :D Didn't do much when I got home, just complained about my cold and did some English homework.

Today was a much better day though, P.E. first and I was determined to get a good period out of it. Benchball is what I am doing, and I have got to say, my team rocked, after they finished sucking. We were sent out to field at first, and it seemed like the other team was walking all over us, and at first, they were. But eventually we got them all out and we were batting. My God, we excelled, no exaggeration. We lost a few people at the start, but then we got to the group of people who were pulling in the runs perfectly, I got about six or seven runs, but then I got taken out. Clivey was one of the few people in my team who managed to pull over three homeruns. The other team didn't even get one :P There are a few others in my team that dominated the other side, but I can't really be bothered naming each of them seperately, so I will just sumarise it this way. My team 32, the enemies 20. English afterwards was pretty fun, we just talked about chapter two of The Cone Gatherers, it was pretty fun. And interesting of course, but we have started our practicing of the PCQE questions, got one for homework but I finished it in class, just got to replicate it off my laptop onto this PC and print it. Private Study was fun, Darren and I just talked about the Cold War, tactics and possibilities of future wars, then stuff about neds and what not. Random gibberish mostly. Computing was a fucking bore-fest, no kidding. Purdue is getting worse, the man is literally stealing my soul every time he gives a lecture, I may need to be re-christened at this rate, I doubt I will be able to maintain my faith if Purdue steals my fucking soul! Graphics was a challenge, Pollo was off so it was just Clivey and I, the drawing I am on at the moment was pretty damn tricky, drawing from a 1:50 scale and trying to do size calculations when your teacher is too busy to tell you that they are wrong isn't fun :( I mean, geeze, Clivey beat me to finishing it... Hell, I didn't even finish it. History finished today off, pretty fun. It was the first decent Democracy lesson I have had in a while, although Cox thinks that he would actually get voted for if he ran for government... When I think about it I probably would vote for him, it would be a laugh to see him do foreign relations and peace-keeping work. VOTE COX!

Got nothing else to say to be honest, so I am gonna cut it off here, nothing to rant about either. Dammit! Thanks for reading.

Jimmy Tango's Method

Hey, once again I am faced with the prospect of having to live up to the previous entries by making yet another long post, good thing I have some stuff to talk about. :P

To start off with, I am safe and very much alive, besides the obvious threat that I would "have my head knocked off", I love it when people act big online then hide away in public, although Ross did take to shouting Scum at me, funny, I didn't see any scum nearby... Oh wait, isn't his hair multiple colours? Maybe...

Anyways, that's out of the way. Now to return to your regular broadcasting:

Sunday was a pretty boring day to be honest, I woke up pretty late for a weekend, twelve-ish, or around then. Can't really remember, just went about my morning routine (Even though I know it was noon by then), made my lunch and got stuck into some homework for English, just some textual analysis questions, pretty easy to be honest. After that I finished reading "The Industry Of Souls" by Martin Booth, it's the book I am doing for my personal study in English, it is pretty damn good. It's about a man who goes to Russia on a business trip during the USSR period, and gets falsely accused of crimes against the Communist Government, and quickly sent to the gulag (Russian Prison/Mining Camp) without a trial, the book talks about his experiences within the gulag and when he left it to live in a small Russian village after the collapse of the USSR. It is a very good story, the characters are all amazing and it is littered with hilarious jokes.

Besides that I just spent Sunday lazing around mostly, doing my usual chores so I can get money and what not. Ah well, easy pickings. Oh yeah, I have been discussing it with my parents and the chances are that on November the 12th, not long after my birthday, I will be going to see the legends BoysNightOut! Woot, my first gig! Legendary, apparently it is at Barfly which is an open gig with no barriers or anything, just the crowd and the band. And after seeing Connor's antics on the "Dude You Need To Stop Dancing" DVD, I am definately looking forward to it. Should be amazing, I will be going with Pollo and Scott hopefully, but I bet I will see a few other people that I know there.

Monday was pretty fun, I must say, I am definately a Monday-person. Graphics was actually enjoyable, for some weird reason. We are now onto measured two-point perspective which, although it appears complex at first, is pretty easy to be honest. Art was good fun, a little boring, but fun. I am getting used to my new seat, it is alright I guess, Michelle is nearby, so I can kinda talk to her if I get the chance, but I have Design tommorrow so I will be back with Jenny, Shiona and Michelle, fun! (Note: That is a genuine "Fun!") We finally got split up in Computing, thankfully I am with Paul and Thomas still, so there should be a lot of laughs ahead of my Compuing course now, although saying that I do have Mr Purdue. :\ Started Social Ed. today, well, I didn't really, we got our class but I just joked with Pollo and listened to Mrs Kincaid moaning about some fat woman with hairy armpits who got her ass grabbed. (I am not exaggerating, those were her actual words!) History was amazing as usual, no one makes the Cold War any more amazing than Mr Roberts, he is definately a legend. We got to watch a movie and I was witness to Lucy having her reproductive organs threatened very violently for talking too much to Pollo, while she was blowing bubbles with her chewing gum. English last period was alright, I told Ms. Jones my plans so far for my personal study, she seemed alright with it but somehow a little annoyed that I had planned most of it out myself, as if she wanted to have more of a say in it. Ah well, she is the best English teacher, I guess if she changes it a little I can trust in her decision.

Also, just to finish this post off I would like to end with a little rant, about nothing other than "Online Arguments". Seriously, I used to be a major producer of these things, and it is that large amount of experience that has led me to hate them so much, I mean, Hell, I will debate with someone, but the minute someone resorts to swearing, I am bored and out of it. I mean, what is the point of arguing online? You can't see emotion so you can't be witty or sarcastic without being plainly obvious, SHOUTING LIKE THIS HAS NO EFFECT EITHER, IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT WHO CAN'T TAKE OFF THE CAPSLOCK BUTTON (I did all of that with the shift button down, just to clarify :P), and another reason I hate them is because no one sticks to the main subject, myself included, it is a never-ending loop of excuses and blame throwing, oh yeah, and it's full of people constantly changing their stories... I mean, sake. If you can't take the fire, stay out of the furnace! Also, use of "Sheesh, it was only a joke" has got to be the lamest excuse ever, it basically translates as this "I am pretty much stuck for the words at the moment, so instead of backing down I am going to throw coal into the furnace and see if I can build up a bigger blaze of anger." Basically, it's just stupid. Also, accusing the other person of being too serious or angry for no reason after you start an argument which seems to constantly make them look like the bad guy is a fucking stupid tactic, it just shows that you are too stupid to keep yourself serious so you have to resort to discrediting the other arguer.

Man, I hate arguing, but ranting is great fun, mostly because no one can slip a comment in until you are finished. :P Which I am, adios.

Close Your Eyes, I'm Gonna Make You Famous

God, I hate Summer now, I finally got a long lie today and it felt great, especially after a full week of getting up early for school, but it just makes the Summer look stupid because I slept in all the time, and they never felt as good as today :P Ah well, my first week of fifth year is done, quite boring with no real challenges, but it's a start. I hope it picks up though, I doubt I would be able to stay awake next time in Computing if the lectures don't stop. Mr Purdue and Mr Wilson keep putting off splitting my current class, which is ridiculous since we can't do any work. I mean, if they are too lazy to make a damn class chart for the new one, then just pick out random people, we are nearly all at the same skill level, some being better than others though.

Ah well, it doesn't really matter, I am not doing much else work, in History I have been reading all the time, in Graphics I have been drawing random two-point perspective drawings, English is alright I guess, I like the new book we started, The Cone Gatherers, I have read chapter 1 and half of chapter 2, it's pretty interesting. The characters are pretty weird though, they are likable, and easy to understand, but weird. I need to finish my personal study book though, The Industry of Souls, for Monday though, I am almost done, I just need to read about 100 more pages, which is easy. As for Friday, I did my first textual analysis with my class, it was pretty fun. Although, the mystery around the glass of sherry, the cup of tea and the fucking unknown visitor hurt my head, so many damn questions! Also, I think I am the only person in my class that didn't think the old woman wanted to die, Sake.

On Thursday a few drama students at my school got to go to the Edinburgh festival, apparently it was pretty cool. I wish I could have went, the festival looks amazing in my opinion. Drama, Plays, Stand-up Comedy and tons of street performers, just for me I think. Ah well, I was never any good at drama anyways :P My sister was a magician at it, but I didn't inherit anything from my grandfather, he used to be an actor with a stage-group.

Friday was a pretty fun day, boring, but fun. Graphics was quick, nothing much to complain about, I'm almost finished my drawings so I should be onto the CAD computers to make a digital-labeler or something, I can't remember exactly what it is. It looks like a check-out scanner gun thing. I've already spoken about English, it was a fun double period, although we got moved around today, I am now sitting with Sarah Doherty, which should be pretty fun since she has a lot to say all the time, so I shouldn't get bored easily, although she does not take kindly to my sarcastic attitude at times, which is a shame because I don't mean to offend her at all. I guess I better tone it down for now :P Private study was alright, I read the Cone Gatherers while Sarah was busy tortur... I mean, conversing with Darren. A lot of new people decided to come into our class, so it is a lot noisier now, which I don't mind, but Mrs Ramdsay has a much different opinion on the subject. Haha, a very angry opinion to be accurate. History was fun, Scott and Pollo decided to magically disappear from the school... Or something along those lines, so Hannah decided to sit next to me. It was great fun :P Although not so much for her... :) Computing, was boring.

I watched the Halloween movie on Friday night, it was good. Michael Myyers (Spelling?) is a fucking legend, although the little girl he is trying to kill is so much better than him. Any 8 year old girl that can out-smart an invincible mass-murderer is a genius (And yes, I do realise that I am talking about a scripted movie :P). Oh, Halloween, best horror movie series ever. Feel free to disagree, but for me it's the best.

Has anyone noticed the current increase in the attention for David Hasselhoff? I mean, the guy is definately pulling the right strings, he is coming back into TV more frequently nowadays, I mean, I don't really like him as an actor, but he is getting his spotlight back without selling himself out to the papers in a cry for attention. More actors should be like him.

Anyways, I need to finish reading my Personal Study book and do some English homework, so I am going to end this post, thanks for reading.

Good Try

I am going to break my routine for once and make a special entry, Ross McKirdy (You left the name field blank but it was an easy guess) attempted to post the following comment on my blog, unfortunately for him I have comment moderation on so I get to screen every enter, but fair enough, he tried.

Quote:

Oh fuck off. What sodding right do you have to call someone an "overactive gay bastard"?Fucking homophobe. Why don't you do the decent thing and fucking kill yourself? Or at least, for the love of god, at least stay the fuck away from Gilchrist. Or we'll knock your head off your fucking shoulders. You are an inbred piece of shit.kthnxdie.

:End Quote

And now, let us disect this comment with a keen eye in order to realise the truth and reveal the flaws of this attempt.

"Oh fuck off." Great use of grammer, perfect punctuation with proper use of the English language, unfortunately this is not an acceptable introduction due to the nature of the sentence which shows that you did not take into full consideration that these words are not very nice and by using them as a bold statement to start off with you show that you do not have much concern for others which makes you looked down upon by your own actions.

"What sodding right do you have to call someone an "overactive gay bastard"?" Okay, this is an easy one, according to the Geneva Convention and the fact that I live in a Democratic country I am instantly born with the right to freedom of speech and the freedom to publish words as I see fit. Also, based on your activities, habits and personality, I can safely say that you are 1) Overactive because you use your sexuality as an excuse to act up and gain attention through over done words and actions that are not needed, they are put on. 2) Gay because that is your chosen sexuality. And 3) Bastard because I felt the need to add a strong emphasis to the two words beforehand by adding a strong adjective.

"Fucking homophobe." I love this response, 7 out of 10 homosexuals -on average- use homophobe as an insult to anyone who disagrees with how they act or what they say, much similar to Black people accusing people of being racist when it is clear they are not. I am NOT a homophobe, I have NO problem with people that choose that sexuality, I have a few friends that are homosexual and I do not discriminate or fear them in anyway. And finally, I have no problem with Homosexuals because I am not a Homosexual, therefore I will never have any form of physical contact with them on a sexual level, so it is not problem.

"Why don't you do the decent thing and fucking kill yourself?" Now this statement shows that you have no morals and no concern for Human life or how people feel, it also shows an insecurity towards others by the need for them to dissappear. It is not a nice thing to wish death upon anyone because it shows that you are inhumane and not fit to live in a proper society, it shows that you have no concern to how people close to me might feel if I was to die, how they might be upset if I was to suddenly take my own life. Also, you make the rough assumption that I would even consider taking my own life? I have a good life which I am very content with, I have a great family, I have good friends and I feel that everything is working out for me at the moment, in fact, I would make the bold statement to say that I wish to have a very long life, if my God sees so as well. Also, you show that you are slightly insecure because once again you feel the need to single out something and make a deal of it, much like the Homophobe statement.

"Or at least, for the love of god, at least stay the fuck away from Gilchrist. Or we'll knock your head off your fucking shoulders." Okay, this is slightly concerning, not so much for me, but as to why you would say that. I like talking to Emma, she is a fun person, but I don't get to do it very often, but the follow up threat is something that I find very amusing, you yourself should know that any assault would be followed up with Police action and all courses of action I could take against you would be taken. And you may try to use the excuse that I provoked you, but if you examined my statement closely you would notice that I referred to you with a false identity, which throughs away attention from you instantly, so it would not be considered an active encouragement for a retaliaton, I accept that the use of the word "bastard" was not a very nice thing to say, and I apologise for that. But any acts of aggression taken against me will be met with as much Police involvement as possible, and I doubt you would like that attention being brought towards you.

"You are an inbred piece of shit.kthnxdie." This was one statement too far, as to make the accusation that my parents are related through any other means of marriage is a very harsh and evil statement to make. My Father and my Mother both come from seperate bloodlines with no direct connection to each other, this also adds to the fact that any aggression towards me will result in the Police being shown this statement as evidence against you. Also, it is another insecure assumption to cast dirt onto someone else, I am not accusing your family of this, but if this matter is close to you, there is no need to throw your anger towards others, accidents happen. And I want to certify that it was not an accusation, so do not try to take offence or legal action. And to finalise this, the use of "kthnxdie" shows that you did not really think about what you were doing in another person's eyes and it shows an act of arrogance and superiority, both of which can be used as evidence against you should you attempt anything against me. You are entitled to your own opinions, just the same as I am.

Now, if that is not enough for you to understand, then I am sorry, I have read your immature attack upon me and I have responded in a responsible manner by not swearing or taking any form of aggression in response to what you did. I would appreciate it if you did take the time to read this, but ultimately I wouldn't care because you are sunk if you do try to do anything against me. You may have been bullied by a group of idiots, but that does not give you any freedom from prosecution or any right to class yourself higher than anyone else, I was bullied in the past, but I wouldn't take out those facts upon anyone else, it is juvenile and pointless, no one likes people that use others as punching bags for their own problems, husbands do that to their wives and end up in jail for domestic violence. The world needs less pointless morons and more people, make sure you wait till your brain is loaded before you shoot your mouth off.

It Appears That The Inmates Have Overrun The Asylum

Well, it's official, school is getting more and more boring... I don't know if it's the lecture I got from Purdue, or the fact that I am not getting to do much work, but I am just feeling really bored and unchallenged by school at the moment. And that's a shame because I do honestly enjoy school. Well, most of the time. Break and Lunch are so boring at the moment! I literally can't stand them, I mean, I like eating, but I get so bored. And for fuck sake, I am sick of "Herr Brust" (An overactive gay bastard) who has been constantly around me recently, I swear, if there is any goal I have to fufill before I leave this school, it would be shutting him up completely, maybe with a needle and thread, or duct-tape, either which.

A few of my classes have had major shake ups, my English class is now 5th year only, the 6th year pupils got moved out today to join another class that had been formed, my computing class is now overflowing so it will have to be split in two, seriously, if you are going to take a subject, CHOOSE IT THE FIRST TIME, I mean, sake. A lot of people joined Computing at the start, and it was alright, a bit cramped, but alright. Now after the Summer holidays a bunch of new people have decided they are Computer whizzes (Or they fucked up in other subjects with their exams) and they have chosen to invade the IT Block and force changes upon those of us that have settled in already.

Also, I hate my Graphics class, it is full of bastards that believe that everyone HAS to listen to their problems, they HAVE to share their business and they HAVE to be the centre of attention, seriously. I couldn't give a solitary shit if someone got a mosquito bite over the Summer holidays on the arm. I mean, maybe someone sitting next to you or whatever, but not someone on the other side of the fucking classroom... Sake...

Final rant, the idiots in Bishopton are getting worse. Especially those in the year below me. I mean, some people are perfectly fine, but they act like retards for a laugh, and that's alright. But then you get the idiots that were on my bus today. They are retards, pretending to be retards as if they are oblivious to the fact that they are retarded in the first place! Seriously, anyone that spews out random sounds and makes his phone camera sound like a fucking World War One machine gun when he is trying to take a picture of a girl telling him that he should fuck off, IS A FUCKING RETARD.

Man, I haven't ranted in a while, and I don't like having to resort to making points like these to be honest, but sometimes you need to express your opinion in a violent manner in order to deal with it, except if it results in murder, if it isn't pre-meditated, DON'T DO IT! Ah well, at least I had something to write about. Pollo gave me a BoysNightOut DVD today, it's called "Dude, You Need To Stop Dancing", it's a documentary/film of a live performance in their home town, although, the documentary isn't true, it's about BoysNightOut breaking up, and how they end up without the band (Dave Costa, the basist, dies in a grape crushing accident in Portugal!), it's pretty damn funny. But oh my god, BoysNightOut are so good live, Purging is their best performance by far.

Quote:-
Connor: "Oh! They're your chips! Just like they're your songs?!"

I watched Armageddon on Tuesday night, it was pretty good, but it seems that no matter what the problem, Bruce Willis can cure it with one object.

Die Hard: Bruce Willis and a Machine Gun
Armageddon: Bruce Willis and a Nuclear Bomb Detonator
Mercury Rising: Bruce Willis and a kid that can access computer mainframes.
Fifth Element: Bruce Willis and a chick.
Hostage: Bruce Willis and his tongue.

'nuff said.

I was watching the News tonight and I saw something that really disguisted me, Prisons are going to be changed into 3-star hotels practically, Prisoners are going to be treated like they are guests, it is fucking ridiculous, I don't believe all this nonsense about prisoners having rights, I think they lose their rights when they enter a prison, it's meant to deter prisoners from re-committing a crime, not make them feel like they went to fucking Butlins for a few years. And what is this pish about prisoners only having to serve half the sentence they are given? 4 years translates to 2 years, 10 years to 5 years, it is ridiculous, how can we hope for the crime levels to go down if punishments are so weak, Hell, a few whips was enough to stop people in the past, why can't we make people serve full sentences nowadays? I mean, life means 20 years or so, it's a fucking shamble!

Anyways, I think I have shared my mind enough for now, I don't want to put to much down and run out of ideas for the next post, thanks for reading.

A New Step Forward

Well today was the day that we all went back to school, the population of Park Mains High School at least, and it was as boring as I imagined it would be, well, sort of.

Waiting for the bus is as tedious as I remembered, Godley and Garrett taking their sweet time to walk 10 metres, or so, to the bus stop as per usual. I was so bored I almost considered taking up smoking just at the bus stop to pass the time! Good thing I didn't have a cigarrette or a lighter, my lungs are safe for now. Godley is the same as always, cheeky, witty and a downright bastard if given the right opportunity, which is a relief. Garrett has lost some of his energy that he used to have but he seems to have mellowed down a little, which is a good thing as he now seems more fun and not so much an act (You are a clown and you know it! :P )

Registration was fun, it was good to see Pollo again, I forgot how much he makes me laugh, and Ms. McClerie is now Mrs. Grant, thank God, now she can't talk about being excited about her weddding :D FREEDOM! Although, Registration was extended so it cut into my first period of Graph Com, and it surprised me that Mr Hendry did not once mention the exams... Scary, I thought he'd be flying around the classroom with glee based on my old classes average results.

Computing was a complete bore, and more people have yet again joined my class to it seems that a split is definately coming now, I just hope I get to stay with Thomas, Paul, Scott and Big Stevie (My Computing teacher in case you didn't know, Mr Wilson). Although, I would settle for Mr Armstrong if I got moved out, Mr Wilson's lectures are quite boring now that I think about it... Ah well, it's bound to improve if we lose the idiots in my class, and by idiots I mean people.

History was brilliant, Pollo, Scot and I are reunited with our common love for anti-communist comments, capitalist jokes and Mr Roberts ecentric personality. Mr Cox tommorrow with the Democratic studies, but no one makes the Cold War more fun than Mr Roberts, that man deserves a medal, or at least a knighthood.

English was alright, I got to see Ryan again, that was fun, although the future does not look bright, with many people vying for a place in my class he may get moved out, but I am going to hope he doesn't, he's fun to sit beside. Although, if he does get moved I can settle for sitting next to Hannah, she is great fun :) Miss Jones is just as I remembered though, work, work work. Ah well, she is the best teacher and I am keen to have the best chance at Higher English.

Art DDP (Design Double Period) was great fun, I forgot sitting next to Shiona, Michelle and Jenna was so much fun, although Mrs Brown is almost as bad as Big Stevie when it comes to boring lectures, thank God Shiona was there to keep me amused while Brown bored the life out of me... Ah well, we are starting our design work and I am to design a clock for the Glasgow Science Centre based on a Scientific and Technological theme, and to do this I must draw the inside of an old phone... Circuits suck... Oh yeah, Shiona is doing a jazz theme so she has to examine the work of an artist called Matisse, and when browsing his paintings she came up with an accurate summary of his tastes, "Haha! Thunder-Thighs!".

If they ain't fat, if they ain't ugly and if they don't have a horrendous fringe, Matiesse won't paint 'em.

Break and Lunch were fun, I got to see my friends, well, the ones I have seen recently I got to see again, and those I hadn't, I got to see them at last :P Although, there are a few people I could do without seeing but such is life, we are constantly graced with sights we would rather miss but have to put up with. It was fun to see Darren again, LJ, Kim, Fiona and that again, oh yeah, and Thomas. He definately missed me. Although it was very strange, LJ has started to stroke Clivey's hair... This does not bode well for him... First Whore, now LJ... RUN CLIVEY! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN! (And Paul, if you dare make the obvious Iron Maiden comment I will hunt you down, murder you, and bury your body where no one will ever find you...)

Ah well, that's the start of Fifth Year now for me, and it looks to be a fun year ahead of me. Well, that's me being optimistic, I might die of boredom in a few months if I am unlucky. I hope I am not unlucky... Anyways, that's it for this update.

The Build Up

So the Summer Holidays are now drawing to a close, the weather itself is dulling down also, well... In brightness at least, the heat is holding most of the time. I am actually looking forward to going back to school, as weird as that sounds, I miss having my daily routine, and I can feel that my body misses the exercise.

I think this will be a good term of school, I have a lot of things to look forward to, new classes, new courses, new skills and of course, my first fully-formal Christmas Dance, I am going to get a suit :P Dunno what colour, but I will probably go for black, dark grey or dark blue with a white shirt, none of that "All Black" mafia stuff.

New news: I have had my hair cut as of Wednesday, so I will be going back to school with less hair than I left with, at least it should mostly grow back in time to heat me through the winter, although, apparently we will have a warmer Winter than last year... Which translates as "We have a fucking Ice-Age on it's way". Stupid meteorologists, can't trust 'em.

Anyways, since my last post I have been to Glasgow and have discovered a few things, 1) Don't trust any train-attendent that marks both your tickets on the way to Glasgow, it results in a lot of explaining on the way back. 2) The smaller the chipshop, the less chance you have of getting a pizza-cruchy and 3) Microplay is now a Playgroup centre for little children.

I am not exagerating on the third discovery, Microplay (A LAN Gaming Centre near Glasgow Central Station) is being overrun by small children! There are too many of them! Hell, there should be an age limit or a height limit at least, especially with my bad language skills, I don't want any angry parents hunting me down for teaching their child how to spew eighteen swear words in a single sentence...

Oh yeah, I watched the movie "The Transporter" last night on Channel 4, it was pretty good although the storyline was a bit lax, although, the bicycle scene was amazing, who know you could use the pedals as effective weapons :P I will need to try it sometime :D

Anyways, back to the topic of school, it is getting closer and closer, I can't wait to see my friends again, or at least, the ones I haven't seen recently. I have no idea what this year holds for me, but the past seems to be burying itself in a few cases, I didn't even have to give anyone a shovel, crazy...

Ah well, that's this post finished, I have no idea what else I can put into this, maybe I will make it an every-two day update system? Dunno... Fuck it, I will just update this blog whenever I think I have something to write about, and knowing my luck, it might just be a lot...

Introduction

Well, you may be asking yourself many questions, why am I here? Why am I reading this? And why the hell did this person make a blog? The answers? HTML, Curiosity/Boredom and I was bored as well.

I have no definate plans for what this blog will contain, I may use it to spout out propaganda against points of views, I may use it as a journal to detail events or experiences, or I may just post here every now and again whenever I can be bothered, who knows, I sure as hell don't.

I don't know the entire function of this blog yet, so I will have to experiment and see what I can break before any progress is made, if you have any knowledge on how to work this, send me a comment or something if you can, it would be appreciated. But if you don't, DO NOT COMPLAIN.

What an introduction... Well, I better start writing something interesting... Hell, I will do a profile.

My name is David, I'm fifteen years old, almost sixteen, I am just around 6ft tall, I like to draw and work with computers, long walks on the beach and the occassional ritual sacrifice while reading manuals on how to successfully breed sheep. A little farfetched I know, I don't really like beaches. Or sheep...

Nah, in truth it is all farfetched after the word "Computers". I live a mediocre life full of complaining, thoughts and the occassional ponder about why the hell I need to do stuff, I love authority, I love people getting what they deserve and I fear karma the most.

Now I better start exploring this site and try to figure out something, apparently I can't see my blog until I make a starting entry... Fun...

Anyways, I will wrap this up now, if you glance at this, welcome, if you laugh at the concept of me making a blog, I couldn't agree more, if you want the number of my psychariatrist, I regret to inform you that I do not have one and have been deemed a mental disaster waiting to happen, bye.

Just a little side note, although this blog allows non-blog members to post, I have full administration rights over each comment and may edit them as I see fit, or delete if necessary, so be nice, or disappear.