Good Try

I am going to break my routine for once and make a special entry, Ross McKirdy (You left the name field blank but it was an easy guess) attempted to post the following comment on my blog, unfortunately for him I have comment moderation on so I get to screen every enter, but fair enough, he tried.

Quote:

Oh fuck off. What sodding right do you have to call someone an "overactive gay bastard"?Fucking homophobe. Why don't you do the decent thing and fucking kill yourself? Or at least, for the love of god, at least stay the fuck away from Gilchrist. Or we'll knock your head off your fucking shoulders. You are an inbred piece of shit.kthnxdie.

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And now, let us disect this comment with a keen eye in order to realise the truth and reveal the flaws of this attempt.

"Oh fuck off." Great use of grammer, perfect punctuation with proper use of the English language, unfortunately this is not an acceptable introduction due to the nature of the sentence which shows that you did not take into full consideration that these words are not very nice and by using them as a bold statement to start off with you show that you do not have much concern for others which makes you looked down upon by your own actions.

"What sodding right do you have to call someone an "overactive gay bastard"?" Okay, this is an easy one, according to the Geneva Convention and the fact that I live in a Democratic country I am instantly born with the right to freedom of speech and the freedom to publish words as I see fit. Also, based on your activities, habits and personality, I can safely say that you are 1) Overactive because you use your sexuality as an excuse to act up and gain attention through over done words and actions that are not needed, they are put on. 2) Gay because that is your chosen sexuality. And 3) Bastard because I felt the need to add a strong emphasis to the two words beforehand by adding a strong adjective.

"Fucking homophobe." I love this response, 7 out of 10 homosexuals -on average- use homophobe as an insult to anyone who disagrees with how they act or what they say, much similar to Black people accusing people of being racist when it is clear they are not. I am NOT a homophobe, I have NO problem with people that choose that sexuality, I have a few friends that are homosexual and I do not discriminate or fear them in anyway. And finally, I have no problem with Homosexuals because I am not a Homosexual, therefore I will never have any form of physical contact with them on a sexual level, so it is not problem.

"Why don't you do the decent thing and fucking kill yourself?" Now this statement shows that you have no morals and no concern for Human life or how people feel, it also shows an insecurity towards others by the need for them to dissappear. It is not a nice thing to wish death upon anyone because it shows that you are inhumane and not fit to live in a proper society, it shows that you have no concern to how people close to me might feel if I was to die, how they might be upset if I was to suddenly take my own life. Also, you make the rough assumption that I would even consider taking my own life? I have a good life which I am very content with, I have a great family, I have good friends and I feel that everything is working out for me at the moment, in fact, I would make the bold statement to say that I wish to have a very long life, if my God sees so as well. Also, you show that you are slightly insecure because once again you feel the need to single out something and make a deal of it, much like the Homophobe statement.

"Or at least, for the love of god, at least stay the fuck away from Gilchrist. Or we'll knock your head off your fucking shoulders." Okay, this is slightly concerning, not so much for me, but as to why you would say that. I like talking to Emma, she is a fun person, but I don't get to do it very often, but the follow up threat is something that I find very amusing, you yourself should know that any assault would be followed up with Police action and all courses of action I could take against you would be taken. And you may try to use the excuse that I provoked you, but if you examined my statement closely you would notice that I referred to you with a false identity, which throughs away attention from you instantly, so it would not be considered an active encouragement for a retaliaton, I accept that the use of the word "bastard" was not a very nice thing to say, and I apologise for that. But any acts of aggression taken against me will be met with as much Police involvement as possible, and I doubt you would like that attention being brought towards you.

"You are an inbred piece of shit.kthnxdie." This was one statement too far, as to make the accusation that my parents are related through any other means of marriage is a very harsh and evil statement to make. My Father and my Mother both come from seperate bloodlines with no direct connection to each other, this also adds to the fact that any aggression towards me will result in the Police being shown this statement as evidence against you. Also, it is another insecure assumption to cast dirt onto someone else, I am not accusing your family of this, but if this matter is close to you, there is no need to throw your anger towards others, accidents happen. And I want to certify that it was not an accusation, so do not try to take offence or legal action. And to finalise this, the use of "kthnxdie" shows that you did not really think about what you were doing in another person's eyes and it shows an act of arrogance and superiority, both of which can be used as evidence against you should you attempt anything against me. You are entitled to your own opinions, just the same as I am.

Now, if that is not enough for you to understand, then I am sorry, I have read your immature attack upon me and I have responded in a responsible manner by not swearing or taking any form of aggression in response to what you did. I would appreciate it if you did take the time to read this, but ultimately I wouldn't care because you are sunk if you do try to do anything against me. You may have been bullied by a group of idiots, but that does not give you any freedom from prosecution or any right to class yourself higher than anyone else, I was bullied in the past, but I wouldn't take out those facts upon anyone else, it is juvenile and pointless, no one likes people that use others as punching bags for their own problems, husbands do that to their wives and end up in jail for domestic violence. The world needs less pointless morons and more people, make sure you wait till your brain is loaded before you shoot your mouth off.